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Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain 

1A. A phrase most commonly used when a woman wants someone to know that she is on her period, without saying "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)

1b. A subtle way for girls and women to say they are on their period when social situations make them too afraid to say, "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)

2. A phrase used when a woman wants to tell her boyfriend that she is on her period. But, for whatever reason, needs to say it subtely. (Refer to Example 2 and 3)
{Example 1}
Girl 1: Whats wrong? Why don't you want to go swimming?

Girl 2: I just don't. You know I heard that Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain!

Girl 1: Oooh, really? That sucks. If I would have known we would have gone swimming another day.

{Example 2}
Boy: Hey babe.... (starts kissing her and making sexual advances)

Girl: Not today babe, Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.

{Example 3}
Boy: Whats wrong? Your so moody, even my mom wants to know what's wrong!

Girl: I'm sorry honey. I heard Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.

Boy: Wow, well that would explain it.
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Looks like it's going to rain 

A perfect phrase for initiating small talk; can also be used when a conversation goes awry;can use this phrase even when the weather looks perfectly fine
Stranger (ordering food): Can I get a hotdog with ketchup only?

Food stand guy prepares the food.

Stranger (waiting for the food): Looks like it's going to rain.

Food stand guy: Yeah! Weather is not looking too nice!

Stranger: So where are you from?

need to rain 

Another way of "saying need to mourn" or " need time to mourn", needing time to cry or express a deep sense of sorrow over something serious
"Calling in for work today. A loved one is in is in the hospital and dying. Need to rain."
need to rain by scifinotsyfyfan January 13, 2017

Set Fire to the Rain 

To bend the laws of physics and light falling water aflame. Made famous by British singer Adele.
1) Oh my lord, did you just see that magician? He set fire to the rain!

2) Adele's song "Set Fire to the Rain" is sooo good!

Set Fire to the Rain 

To fart while peeing
I was at the urinal when I set fire to the rain and smoked out the other people in the restroom.

Set Fire To The Rain 

When you horribly reject your ex boyfriend over text when he "HYPOTHETICALLY" accuses you of going for his best friend.
HIM: "You would be a dick if you went for ___."
HER: "We're becoming better friends but we're not a thing."
HIM: "That would be like me going for one of your close friends you realize that, right?"
HER: "Yeah, we're just becoming food friends."
HIM: "Better be all it is."
HER: 'If you HYPOTHETICALLY rape someone, it's not actually rape. Think about it. Get off me, seriously!"
HIM: "Dang, you really set fire to the rain."

cum to the rain 

the action of ejaculating out of ones’ penis to the sound, sight or even thought of rain.
jada: dayton’s weird, he likes to cum to the rain
cum to the rain by maddy:D February 3, 2022