for me to poop on 

Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.

Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!

for me to poop on by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop 

Someone named Evie farted on your plant then goes outside to poop.

Evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop by Eviepie January 28, 2021

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

from the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show. Standard insult given by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog. Used at the end of a sentence to change a comment/statement/compliment into an insult or put-down. Notice the context of the sentence examples to see how to use it (or decline to use it.)

good time to use it: Oh yes, I just bought your new CD, Ashlee, and it is the greatest thing in the world.....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
bad time to use it: Mom, can you make some Rice Krispies treats......FOR ME TO POOP ON? *gets smacked by Mom, then Dad, then by the rest of the family*

FOR ME TO POOP ON! by earpuller December 28, 2005

i have to poop 

I have to poop

Yo, i have to poop

i have to poop by anonymous May 10, 2022

I need to poop 

When you feel like you need to poop but not so much that its urgent and you usually just procrastinate on pooping until its urgent.

"I need to poop"

"Then poop"

"Nah"

I need to poop by 3421 June 29, 2020

too popped to poop 

An alternative way of saying"too pooped to pop"

Man, I worked all day; I'm too popped to poop.

too popped to poop by Liberte July 28, 2006

How to poop 

So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.

Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit

How to poop

How to poop by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022