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Toss a log to the lawn Gods 

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When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle
Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?
Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.
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To Build a Log Cabin 

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To go take a shit. This term is used because it sounds cleaner and more user friendly than the term "poop".
"Be right back I'm 'bout to build a log cabin real quick"
"Aight bro"
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log in to tci 

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u fucked up
log in to tci so go home
log in to tci by qazwsxecd November 30, 2020
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log in to tci 

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u fucked up
log in to tci so go home
log in to tci by qazwsxecd November 30, 2020
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You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think 

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Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.
"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"
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Appeal to Logic

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A fallacy where someone invokes "logic" as an authority to settle a question without specifying which logic, what logical system, or how it applies. "That's not logical!" becomes a catch-all dismissal. The appeal is fallacious when it treats logic as monolithic and self-evident, ignoring that there are multiple logical systems (classical, fuzzy, paraconsistent, etc.) and that applying logic requires interpretation. Often used to dismiss arguments that follow different logical rules or that address domains where formal logic isn't primary.
"Your argument about ethics doesn't follow classical logic, so it's invalid! That's Appeal to Logic—assuming your logic is the only logic. But ethical reasoning often uses different logics: care, narrative, casuistry. 'Not logical' often means 'not my logic.'"
Appeal to Logic by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026
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