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Old enough to kick your ass 

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.
How old are you?
Old enough to kick your ass.

time to kick gum and chew ass 

And I'm all out of ass

- Dick Kickem
" Time to kick gum and chew ass...And I'm all out of ass".

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum 

A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.

The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!

I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass 

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum! 

The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.
Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"

its time to kickass and chew bubble gum im all out of gum 

A phrase Duken Nukem says in the 1996 hit Duke Nukem 3d in the third episode of the game, Shrapnel city. Meaning that its time to kickass and chew bubblegum; but because theres no bubblegum left the ass kicking is going to be twice as hard.
its time to kickass and chew bubble gum im all out of gum