Bunnell

The act of shitting your pants, or getting shit all over a chair, bed or other object not including the toilet.

I don't remember it, but my friends told me I bunnelled all over the lawn char. There was shit everywhere.

by SimonBergeron December 7, 2010

bunnel

Derived from the phrase "butt funnel" and inspired by Bunnell, FL, bunneling is the act of absorbing alcohol through ones butt, either through the use a funnel or more commonly a liquor soaked tampon. This method has been speculated to get you drunk 7x faster than normal oral consumption, however has been said to be very dangerous because unlike typical consumption alcohol poisoning cannot be halted by puking.

Joe: Exams are over, let's get really wasted tonight!
Jim: Hell yeah, I brought my funnel and some vodka!
Joe: Beer Bongs?
Jim: No way man! Its for bunnels!

Joe: Oh man, I shit straight liquor this morning.
Jim: Too many bunnels last night?

by bunnel_masta November 16, 2011

Bunnell

Noun. An amazing, incredible or miraculous avoidance of a traffic disaster whilst travelling at reckless speeds, often involving teenagers or alcoholics/crack addicts. Named in honour of Sherriff John Bunnell's voice-over commentary on the TV series 'World's Wildest Police Videos', in which he proclaims many of the fleeing suspects to have 'amazingly', 'incredibly' etc. cheated death in their high-speed attempts to escape.

'Luckily the driver pulled a Bunnell or the aftermath could have been much more serious'.

by DMCG May 9, 2005

Bunnell

Bunnell is very caring, sweet, funny, and all around a awesome person. She has a rich talent in the makeup and doing artsy stuff a bunnell usually likes to watch anime. Mostly eats lots and lots of pizza they usually have their own set of catch phrases. Wears or has a lot of beanies, chokers, and scrunchies. Usually has a LARGE closet full clothes or shoes that probably won’t be used more than likely. Typical loses everything by accident and oh has a lot of sunglasses. Typical a bunnell is a great saxophone player and wears a lot of eye shadow. In the end a bunnell is a very shy person who has a certain range of friends he or she picks or chooses to hang with that can relate to her or him if you are to be a person if her or his life you are a very lucky person and or fortunate to know one they will always have your back even on the most worse cases they are very trust worthy and will always be the first one to be their they are very accountable.

I had such a shitty day but luckily a bunnell was able to make me feel so much better

by 2020$ January 3, 2020

bunnel

The act of transfering shit from one's anus to another's anus by inserting a tub in the anus and shitting into it while the other end of the tube is inserted into the other's anus ready to accept the shit.

Little Timmy and Tommy love to bunnel!! Timmy usually sends and Tommy receives.

by Ghost Rider January 7, 2006

Bunnell

When u go under your blanket and make the blanket into a comfy cave and you are the hibernating bear

Wow she's so comfy in her bunnell

by Absc March 2, 2015

Bunnelled

To Bunnell (;’Verb)

Meaning “To Bunnell”: An action taken to deflect the unwanted and persistent attentions. Normally those of pavement charity sales people, Jehova’s witnesses or a vigorous sex-pest after all pleas of cease and desist have failed. Normally a final and drastic action when sanctioned; not to be used or be undertaken lightly.

Conjugation:
I Bunnell
You Bunnell
He Bunnells

We Bunnell
They Bunnell

Example in context: ”I thought we really had a moment at the party, but she bunnelled me like a kipper……………I feel like a right Mug”!!

by TallyY May 18, 2009