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Too Beautiful to Live 

An excellent podcast put on by Luke Burbank, Jen Andrews, and Sean DeTore. The podcast stems from a radio show by the same name (often abbreviated "TBTL") that was cancelled on September 11, 2009.

Based in Seattle, Washington, it is often described as the "Seinfeld" of talk radio. Popular segments include Awesome/Not Awesome, This Day in TBTL History, Music for Your Weekend, and Cooking with Sean DeTore.

The show's blog and podcasts can be found at tbtl.net
I was listening to Too Beautiful to Live today and it was freaking hilarious.
Too Beautiful to Live by A Ten September 13, 2009
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how to be beautiful 

First of all you shouldn’t even be searching this because honey you are BEAUTIFUL you don’t need to look on a website on how to be beautiful, you are beautiful and I may not see you through this screen but I don’t care I know that you are beautiful and you are a beautiful person so if someone tells you you are not beautiful you can either A. Beat the shit out of them. Or B. Not give a shit what they say. Well you shouldn’t anyways. And yes i may be typing this while crying my eyes out because of how ugly and fat I am but I just want to let you know that you are beautiful and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
I don’t need to use “how to be beautiful” in a sentence because the person reading this is fucking GORGEOUS

The Mind Is Beautiful Thing to wate

The Mind Is Beautiful Thing to wate
The Mind Is Beautiful Thing to wate

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx
there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes 

Rita is so Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes that I can’t resist not looking at her every time I pass her in school

<.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.>
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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