Give birth to baby jesus 

Backing out a huge turd, the type that leaves you breathless afterwards

I just gave birth to baby jesus, felt like heaven afterwards

Gotta go, need to give birth to baby jesus

Give birth to baby jesus by Stinky Jesus May 20, 2021

putting the baby to sleep 

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.

What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep

putting the baby to sleep by asgdghdagarsdfasdfa November 25, 2010

giving birth to a baby texan 

The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.

"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."

giving birth to a baby texan by tommm May 16, 2005

That's not my baby to rock 

when a situation arises that is not your problem to address or remedy

Friend 1: (late at night) Tito just got dumped and needs a place to stay for a few nights.

Friend 2: That's not my baby to rock. Sucka.

Or

G/F: I didn't cum
B/F: That's not my baby to rock.

That's not my baby to rock by Red Mongoose March 6, 2011

Airstrike to the baby hangar 

When someone stomps on a girls vagina and wrecks it.

Doctor: Excuse me ma'm, did you receive an airstrike to the baby hangar when you were younger?
Female: What?!
Doctor: That baby isn't comin' out down there...

Airstrike to the baby hangar by wispir13 March 1, 2010

It takes a baby to raise a village

A more humorous butchering of the common cliche, “It takes a village to raise a baby”. You can use it to playfully make fun of your friends when they mix metaphors or butcher common idioms (see example below) and chances are they won’t notice it.

Me: Yo Derrick, my dog won’t stop pissing on the carpet again
Derrick: For all intensive purposes, you should probably nip that behavior in the butt before he does it again
Me: Well you know what they say, Derrick: it takes a baby to raise a village, after all

It takes a baby to raise a village by genghiskhondom January 24, 2026

It takes a baby to raise a village

A more humorous butchering of the common cliche, “It takes a village to raise a baby”. You can use it to playfully make fun of your friends when they mix metaphors or butcher common idioms (see example below) and chances are they won’t notice it.

Me: Yo Derrick my dog won’t stop pissing on the carpet again
Derrick: You should probably nip that behavior in the butt before he does it again
Me: Well you know what they say Derrick: it takes a baby to raise a village, after all

It takes a baby to raise a village by genghiskhondom January 24, 2026