i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban [Dictionary] and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

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Kiera Romero To Lady Mestra Death Human/Monkey/Marsupial Placeholder Rapist Template Around Procreation On Urbandictionary.com For $21.76

Kiera Romero To Lady Mestra Death Human/Monkey/Marsupial Placeholder Rapist Template Around Procreation On Urbandictionary.com For $21.76

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Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page. 

When you type a bunch of nonsense such as ',./;'#-=', and then Urban Dictionary crashes, you find this page.
And we're assuming that you decided to copy and paste this.

UD: Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page.

Me: bugger off

Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page. by Milkiekid March 27, 2021

How to add a word to urban dictionary 

In urban dictionary, theres a "+" icon next to a "arrow switch" icon on the upper right. Tap on it and you get to this page called "new word"

Tap on the blank textbox with "word" on it and now add the word or phrase that is on your head

Next is to put your slang definition in the "type your definition here" textbox

In urban dictionary, words in this website are often defined as a "slang" meaning the definition is not the actual definition of the word. Example is

Word: Lasagne

Slang definition - pussy of a woman

Real definition - Lasagne, or the singular lasagna, is an Italian dish made of stacked layers of thin flat pasta alternating with fillings such as ragù and other vegetables, cheese, and seasonings and spices such as garlic, oregano and basil.

Lastly is to use the word or phrase you typed in a sentence. (Put it in the "type an example on how it's used in a sentence" textbox)

("Lasagna" is one of the best parts of a woman)

Some other things you can do or not do is to add tags or a gif to your definition

I created the "how to add a word to urban dictionary" definition since UD has no guide on how to add a word

How to add a word to urban dictionary by Sebby294 June 14, 2021

Back to Urban Dictionary 

The sentence you press if you made a word that nobody made and you want to keep looking for definitions.

Guy: *Types "editions" in the search bar*
Urban Dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: editions
Guy: I want to go back to the homepage. *Presses Back to Urban Dictionary*

Back to Urban Dictionary by ¯\_㋡_/¯ March 31, 2021

What should I upload to Urban Dictionary 

Not being able to decide on a word good enough to have a definition created by you on Urban Dictionary, but not having enough motivation to Google it or choose another browser to look up your dilemma on.

"What is good enough to be created by me...?"
"What should I upload to Urban Dictionary?"

What should I upload to Urban Dictionary by anti-desire October 7, 2019

Note to Urban dictionary users 

Please. Stop putting in random definitions... We don't need BATIM hate, more names or a literary version of Pornhub.

This note is very true and there is good reason your definitions aren't getting through. This is my Note to Urban Dictionary users.

Note to Urban dictionary users by SkeletonGuy November 13, 2018