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i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away
Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m 

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself
friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d 

I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying
Guy to the mirror: “I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying

I.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d
i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d by Suckmynose August 16, 2020
Down To Kill, or ready for anything. Used and made popular by johnny Thunders.
D.T.K.L.A.M.F


"you ready?"
"man i's be DTK"
D.T.K, by Johnny Valentine May 7, 2005

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m 

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself.
friend:how are you??

me: oh well..i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

D.B.T.K. 

An acronym standing for "Done Before The Kettle".

A slang term used in Manchester, England to describe the act of fellating someone in such a manner that they ejaculate before the kettle has finished boiling.

Mainly used to describe males that ejaculate in less than 30 seconds.
"Man, Dave was done before the kettle just now."

"I just did a D.B.T.K. again..."
D.B.T.K. by @iamchaoskid April 9, 2013