(n) A mooch, a sponge, a ne'er-do-well or a person who lives off of someone else and sits in the house all day on his fat ass because he's too much of a douchebag to get a job and carry his own weight.
Betty: Paul is nothing but a tit sucker, you know.
Robert: Yes, I know. He uses her for her money and a roof over his head.
Betty: Just like a greedy puppy... he grabs hold of one tit and won't let go. What a tit sucker!
by Robert E. Porter, Jr. January 28, 2006
Top Definition
children, kids.
Q: So do you have any titsuckers?

A: Yes, a daughter.

As taken from the TV series Califonication, Season 2, Episode 2 "The Great Ashby".
by Nick Nailer February 21, 2009
any tit suckers?
by badduck September 10, 2008

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