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titnotized 

The act of looking down at a woman's breasts and being unable to look up.
Chris was at ALA and looked down to see the woman's name badge--he was unable to look up, he was titnotized.
titnotized by PhillyNYcommuter July 30, 2008
A combination of tits and hypnotic.
When someone enters into a trance through the constant staring at breasts.
One can be titnotised by either male or female breasts.
"Dude, he's totally entered a titnotic trance!"
"Mate, he's been titnotised. There's nothing we can do to help him now."
titnotic by conorandgrech September 19, 2009

Titnotized 

The ability for boobies to destroy concentration, as well as force the titnotized to stare at boobies.
I so tried to maintain eye contact with that burlesque dancer but i was completely titnotized by her pasties.
Titnotized by DotCommiez October 20, 2010

Titnotized 

When a women's tits become like a drug, hypnotizing to those around her, which in turn plays to her gain. Anything from getting out of a traffic ticket to never needing to buy her own drink. As if put under her spell, like total mind control, nothing and no one is safe. All in a days work.
She had the whole room titnotized, the girls came out to play, she never loses, checkmate!
Titnotized by Missjadedxx January 17, 2020
1) A peculiar condition of the nervous system, induced by a fixed and abstracted attention of the mental and visual eye, on a pair of great tits.

2) Titnosis is a trance-like state in which you have heightened focus, concentration and inner absorption on a pair of great tits. When you're under titnosis, you usually feel calm and relaxed, and you can concentrate intensely on only one thought, memory, or feeling while blocking out distractions.

Under titnosis, you're more open than usual to suggestions, and this can be used to modify your perceptions, behavior, sensations and emotions. You're more open to suggestion during titnosis so your free will is gone and you lose control over your behavior.
Cindy demonstrated the power of Titnosis by wearing a push-up bra with a deep V-Neck shirt. She had every guy in the room titnotised as soon as she walked through the door.
Titnosis by Robert Eely July 26, 2010

Titnotized 

While talking to a woman, losing one's train of thought upon catching a glimpse of her cleavage.
"I was telling Sally my favorite joke and in the middle of it she leaned forward letting me see her cleavage. I forgot the punch line and blew the joke. I was titnotized!"
Titnotized by Muffin's Man January 27, 2010