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tatfa tat is a cockney rhyming slang used instead of hat, which is totally pointless and makes no sense becase its longer than hat but they use it...... and still it makes no sense to me!
" oh you seem to have smeared your bodily waste upon my titfa, of course being a posh person i will turn the other cheeck... good day! "
by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 08, 2004