Top Definition
a person who burgles your turds. or a person who steals crap out of somebody elses toilet.
I was at a paty with my friend colleen. later in the evening i had to take a shit so i went to the bathroom. I forgot to flush after I went back down stairs so I turned around, when I got to the bathroom... IT WAS GONE! i had been 'turd burgled!" I cant believe that i forgot to flush! That sonofabitch Deval patrick is a Tird burgaler!
by Long Dong Daniels January 28, 2011
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