Tip Of The Dick

A chipper and cheerful greeting relative to the phrase "top of the mornin'!" Seen as a sign of respect; best accompanied by the tipping of a hat.

"Tip of the dick, to ya!"
"Oh, didn't see you there, Tom! Good morning to you as well!"

Tip Of The Dick by Smp123 June 14, 2013

Hitting the tip of your dick

The act of oiling yourself up, taking a large run up and sliding off a ramp over the pool but at the last second you just clip the very tip of your dick on the edge of the pool.

Bro no. 1: Bro! I can't believe I did that!
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY

Hitting the tip of your dick by Rump Taster July 13, 2011

tip of my dick

more colorful version of "tip of the iceberg", used in positive reference to oneself.

Girl: You have a Porsche too?
You: Yeah and that's just the the tip of my dick

tip of my dick by norcat April 4, 2008