time travel 

n. When one does not remember their previous night, esp. due to a large consumption of alcohol

v. To drink to such a point

Man, I don't remember anything after those Jagermeister shots. I just woke up in bed. I must have been Time Traveling last night.

time travel by b Jones March 22, 2004

time travel juice 

Alcohol in a jar or bottle, often brought in bulk to a celebration.

Also known as fun, hooch, hippie juice, and baltic tea.

Dude, did you bring your time travel juice to Marge and Vic's Gradumacation party??

time travel juice by Spammich34 May 3, 2017

TheTravelingGamer

TheTravelingGamer, or TTG, is a 38 year old man who spends most of his time collecting virtual cards to assert his dominance over children. He is easily recognized in public due to the ramen noodles on the top of his head. His brother, Lenny, has mad clout in the deep south, where he currentley resides.

Person 1: did you see that TheTravelingGamer pulled a pink diamond?
Person 2: no one cares that old head was made by Lenny.
Person 1: Fax lmao

TheTravelingGamer by NIDWIW 😂🤟 July 7, 2018

5d chess with multiverse time travel 

a popular digital-only chess variant that costs $7.91 on steam, and also the greatest mindfuck besides quantum mechanics

me: have you played 5d chess with multiverse time travel?
you: no
me: me neither :(

5d chess with multiverse time travel by d0nu7m4n January 4, 2022

Time Travel 

A bunch of wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey, stuff.

Wow! I just got back from a crazy time travel, but I accidentally created a break in time.

Time Travel by Wizard in Training June 5, 2014

Time-Travel

Consuming so much alcohol that one blacks out and time-travels into the future, usually the next morning.

Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally time-travelled.
Wow, you were drunk last night.
I know, I was time-traveling for sure.

Time-Travel by Himbokal September 22, 2007

Egg n' Sausage Time Travel 

To eat Wendy's breakfast food for lunch, because you were brilliant enough to stop there before work that morning and buy more food than you could eat for breakfast. A technique usually practiced by those who wish breakfast food was served at Wendy's 24 hrs/day.

Guy 1: You coming to lunch?
Guy 2: (takes a bite of breakfast) Nope, egg n' sausage time travel baby!
Guy 1: What the hell is a gigawatt!?

Egg n' Sausage Time Travel by Gunslinga August 24, 2008