A cat that lives in the sun. He controls time and helps/ screws people over by taking them back in time and creating paradoxes. Enjoys long walks in the park and being petted,stroked, but eats people he doesnt like.
by The Time Cat Theif January 11, 2011
by TAquaagina June 26, 2019
At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.
You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."
cat-timing:
Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")
cat-timing:
Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")
by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009
by Dorado Jackson August 8, 2006
Times 1:00-1:10 PM, 7:00-7:10 PM, and 10:20-10:30 PM. During that time you need to squish your cat’s tummy.
It’s tummy time for that cat!
by catsarefat February 28, 2022
The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
by Archbishop of the night times April 17, 2011