Timber tits

An exceptionally large, tittyfuckable pair of tits that magnificent to gaze at.

You see that chick over there, she has timber tits.

by Radman1020 May 11, 2016

Timber Lips

The person at the drinking event who comes around with the handle of liquor offering free sips. They are usually hammered already and everyone at the function has been drinking out of this handle.

Hey did you see Amanda walking around with the handle of fireball? She’s handing that thing out to everyone. Yeup good ole timber lips is at it again.

by Timber lips November 5, 2023

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timber lips

The person at the drinking event who walks around with a handle offering everybody sips from the bottle. This person is usually hammered already and insists you take a swig.

Did you see timber lips walking around with that handle of fireball?

by Timber lips November 5, 2023

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Timber gaither

Timber Gaither one of the baddest bitches out there better not try no shii cause if you do it’s war best believe

Timber gaither is a bad bitch

by Yeer meh March 23, 2020

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Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 10, 2015

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