The act of the man sucking the woman's shit out of her asshole, then putting it back in to her ass, representing the classic tim tam (biscuit) slam.
Man: Do you want the tim tam slam tonight honey?
Woman: Sure, I'm up for trying new things, as long as it gives me pleasure!
Woman: Sure, I'm up for trying new things, as long as it gives me pleasure!
by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 6, 2016
The act of leaving a Tim Tam biscuit in a cup of tea until it is soft and lost all form, then pouring into your girlfriends arse for her to squirt back into your mouth.
Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
by Buggeroo September 12, 2017
For the popular technique of bastardizing a Tim Tam, click here: Tim Tam Slam.
History:
A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018.
The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy.
Preparation:
To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three recommended ways of accomplishing this:
1. Buy a Squirting Dildo
2. Find a man of dark complexion
3. Cover your dick in chocolate syrup.
Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm.
The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person
Procedure:
To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with ejaculate, before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible.
Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.
History:
A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018.
The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy.
Preparation:
To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three recommended ways of accomplishing this:
1. Buy a Squirting Dildo
2. Find a man of dark complexion
3. Cover your dick in chocolate syrup.
Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm.
The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person
Procedure:
To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with ejaculate, before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible.
Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.
Tim: Hey honey, do you want to try a Tim Tam Slam?
Tam: Oh! I've heard of that - that's what all the kids are doing these days, right?
Tim: Yep. Do you want to try it?
Tam: Sure!
After acquiring the final item listed in preparation, Tim attempts the Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse).
Tam: (Slurping laboriously*) Are you sure this is what everyone's doing? I mean I like chocolate as much as the next girl but-
Tim. (Breathing heavily*) Ah, I'm sure just keep going, almost there...
Realizing his apparent ruse, Tam laughs and resumes. When Tim has finished she humors him and pretends its delicious - not yet wise to Tim's hands on her head.
Tim: Ah, one more thing.
Tam: Hm?
Tim: Tim, Tam...
Tam: Wha-?!!!!
Tim: SLAM!
Tam: Oh! I've heard of that - that's what all the kids are doing these days, right?
Tim: Yep. Do you want to try it?
Tam: Sure!
After acquiring the final item listed in preparation, Tim attempts the Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse).
Tam: (Slurping laboriously*) Are you sure this is what everyone's doing? I mean I like chocolate as much as the next girl but-
Tim. (Breathing heavily*) Ah, I'm sure just keep going, almost there...
Realizing his apparent ruse, Tam laughs and resumes. When Tim has finished she humors him and pretends its delicious - not yet wise to Tim's hands on her head.
Tim: Ah, one more thing.
Tam: Hm?
Tim: Tim, Tam...
Tam: Wha-?!!!!
Tim: SLAM!
by KIX9 June 29, 2019
Timothy - originating from Greek time, meaning Honouring by God. A Commonly masculine name. Worldwide knowledge that we shorten Timothy to Tim!
Tam; originating from the best biscuit on the planet - Arnotts Tim Tams - also adding for personalisation factor “to the” in between so that you get….Tim to the Tam.
Instead of calling your best mate (one of the sickest cunts out there) just plain old Tim or Timothy…..quite commonly Tim’s can be nicknamed Tim Tam. The sickest aka the legendary Tim’s on earth deserve that little bit extra oomph. Also, underlying clever factor is Tim Tam’s are relatable to everyone here - hence the nickname therefore will stick and spread without anyone taking much notice.
Timothy or Tim’s are either tall or short (no in between) and extremely intriguing and/or likeable. Very high chance on being animal lovers, maybe even vegetarians.
Tim’s have an extremely versatile love of music and canned soft drinks depending on the type of Tim. Are either highly focused and computer tech savvy or the opposite and struggle to focus and retain but far from illiterate.
If you click with a Tim to the Tam…conversation flows easily…often known as bouncing off one another.
It has been said, Tim’s have a high survival rate in the event of a possible global disaster such as a zombie apocalypse…you want a Tim on your Team!
Tam; originating from the best biscuit on the planet - Arnotts Tim Tams - also adding for personalisation factor “to the” in between so that you get….Tim to the Tam.
Instead of calling your best mate (one of the sickest cunts out there) just plain old Tim or Timothy…..quite commonly Tim’s can be nicknamed Tim Tam. The sickest aka the legendary Tim’s on earth deserve that little bit extra oomph. Also, underlying clever factor is Tim Tam’s are relatable to everyone here - hence the nickname therefore will stick and spread without anyone taking much notice.
Timothy or Tim’s are either tall or short (no in between) and extremely intriguing and/or likeable. Very high chance on being animal lovers, maybe even vegetarians.
Tim’s have an extremely versatile love of music and canned soft drinks depending on the type of Tim. Are either highly focused and computer tech savvy or the opposite and struggle to focus and retain but far from illiterate.
If you click with a Tim to the Tam…conversation flows easily…often known as bouncing off one another.
It has been said, Tim’s have a high survival rate in the event of a possible global disaster such as a zombie apocalypse…you want a Tim on your Team!
1. “Tim to the Tam is the shit man!!! What a fucking top bloke ayyyy”
2. Tim, Timothy, Tam, Tim Tam and Tim to the Tam are the common names used for these unreal dudes.
3. A bond is formed immediately or not at all. Either a deeply unique friendship, a flirt/fuck buddy or just pass these guys daily (the passer-by being the dud in that equation).
4. My advice is get a Tim in your life!
2. Tim, Timothy, Tam, Tim Tam and Tim to the Tam are the common names used for these unreal dudes.
3. A bond is formed immediately or not at all. Either a deeply unique friendship, a flirt/fuck buddy or just pass these guys daily (the passer-by being the dud in that equation).
4. My advice is get a Tim in your life!
by SubZeroWins January 1, 2022
by XxX_LordPolarBear_XxX August 10, 2017
When partaking in unprotected Anal sex, the misadventure of large amounts of fecal matter entering the Urethra of the penetrating penis.
by Nonfunctional March 11, 2018