Tightaspants may be considered trashy, since they hide absolutely nothing.
Men are split over tightsaspants. Some adore them, and others abhor them.
Bro 1: Girl in the airport wearing tightsaspants.
Bro 2: tell her to take it off.
Bro 1: Gonna join the mile high club with Miss TightsAsPants... in the aisle, with tightaspants as a pillow
Bro 2: Yea son!!!
Bro 1: What says "I don't care" louder than anything else in the world?
Bro 2: tightaspants