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Tightmare 

Any pleasurable dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of exhilaration, euphoria, pure bliss, etc.
Father: Last night, I dreamed that Justin Bieber was deported.
Misinformed Pre-teen Daughter: OMG daddy, that's a terrible nightmare!!!
Father: Nah bitch, that's a tightmare.
Tightmare by KevBurn January 10, 2011
Related Words

tightanic 

when a large ship is used as a gashbuster
lauren wanted to be iceburgered so we gave her a tightanic
tightanic by psycho paedophile July 20, 2009

TightPants 

Pants that make you look skinnier than usual.

Lets You Dance Like Heck To Release The Madness.

Easy To Dance In.
I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath,
When I saw a troll boy wearing tightpants
TightPants by McDerpz March 6, 2017

tightpants 

Pants which are very tight.
Whoa, look at that girl's tightpants!
tightpants by Xandra-izzle. August 28, 2006

Tight man 

To wear excessively tight clothes on an overly fat body.
Dude 1: "Dayuummmm did you see Mr. Jenkins?"
Dude 2: "Yeah it was nasty as hell, his rolls were showing"
Dude 1: "Ew, he was a total tight man."

"That tight man should stop shopping for himself at the childrens store...his clothes are so tight they're starting to tear."
Tight man by Im awesomer January 2, 2012

tightbangin

Slang word for saying "cool"
One person says to the other person "I just got a Ferrari " then the other person says instead of saying " cool " you say "tightbangin"
tightbangin by marysville west October 1, 2017