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Fat Tigerwoods 

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An underage bartender who loves to get people drunk so he can peg them. Makes the shittiest drinks on college campuses. Squeezes the ever-living crap out of people when intoxicated.
Bro, Kacper is acting like a Fat Tigerwoods.
Fat Tigerwoods by Doggernot September 8, 2021
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Tiger Woods moment 

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A conversational way to tell your wife or significant other that you had a 'transgression' -- namely, you screwed someone other than your wife or significant other.
Honey, remember that business trip to Cleveland last year? Well, umm, I had a Tiger Woods moment on that trip and now the woman is asking for child support.
Tiger Woods moment by CiiSteve December 4, 2009
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Tiger Woods 

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Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....
Man she went off, she Tiger Woods his ass!
Tiger Woods by RayinHawaii November 29, 2009
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Tiger Woods 

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verb:

To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.
Tiger Woods by sdevs December 6, 2009
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Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother 

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Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
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I want to make a tiger woods with her. 

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I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.
"I want to make a tiger woods with her."
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