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Tigard HighSchool 

School in Tigard- a suburb of Portland. #1 Weed bust high school in Oregon. Free weed inside of nearby park if you know the right people. Its rival is Twalatinn low school. Every one hates that school even the people who attend. Tualitin shrinks your dick and makes you smell bad.
"Isn't Tigard HighSchool Fucking awesome?!"- kid from tigard
"Fuck Yeah!"- kid from jesuit
"wtfbbqiamgay no Tigard is poopie. der deeerp."-smartest person at tualitin
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Tigard HighSchool 

The best school ever in the history of the universe. Another high school in the district called Tualatin high is overshadowed and its once meaningful glory is undermined by the immaculate force that is Tigard.
"Tigard HighSchool guys all have enormous members."

"Tigard HighSchool has once again destroyed our self esteem and caused us to re-think our timberwolf/mafia/saggy boob religion." -Waugh (a tualatin student)

Tigard High School 

A high school in the Portland suburb of Tigard, Oregon. It is very different from Tualatin High School, so stop trying to make it a carbon copy of Tualatin High School.

Tigard Oregon 

Tigard is the worst suburb of Portland, Oregon which is in the worst state in the universe. That would be Oregon.

Tigard, Oregon is a lower class suburb of tacky houses, loads of petty crimes, out of control teenagers with issues and terrible parents with no sense of responsibility. It is fugly, fugly, fugly with lots of tacky streets full of fugly pickup trucks and minivans. Tigard is UGLY. Did I say Tigard is UGLY? That is because Tigard is UGLY.

The main street of Tigard which is, creatively, called Main Street is full of broken down buildings underneath an overpass that just rains down dust and grime. It is a truly sad little place.

Tigard is like one big tacky strip mall (even the actual malls feel like tacky strip malls) surrounded by parking lots and highways. The houses and the people are just an after thought. Tigard, Oregon is just one big traffic roundabout belching noise, dust, grime and pollutants.

Tigard has no sense of city planning. Tigard is a mess. Tigard is one big, wet mess. There are jumbled houses and apartments and condos all mashed together. Weeds grow everywhere in Tigard.

In civilized places with a better class of people parents watch their children but noooooo that would be too difficult for the inept parents of Tigard, Oregon.
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Tigard Oregon by pdssssf June 8, 2011
The word "tigara" is the romanian word for "cigarette".
"Hai sa cumparam niste tigari"-Let's go get some cigarettes
"Da si mie o tigara muie"-Pass the joint dude
"Ba' pula, ma bag la o tigara"-Fuck it, I'm gonna smoke a cigarette
Tigara by Gangsta Rapper71 August 7, 2009

tigerdroppings 

An online cesspool (bordering on alt-right) that masquerades as a sports forum. Consists of mainly anonymous male users who circlejerk each other while making constant sexist and racist comments as well as whining about anything political they don't agree with. Used as a safe space for the ultra-conservative to commune after they have been triggered by society. Anonymity on this site is of utmost importance, as the users are terrified to be identified in real life (because they are cowards).
"The Tigerdroppings election board has been a source of daily entertainment and laughs for me since election day. The delusion is strong in there."
tigerdroppings by ComicSansKrit April 13, 2022

tigerdactyl 

Part tiger, part pterodactyl, this is a fearsome beast with a strong heart, quick intellect, and rampant thirst for blood. It has been described as the most terrifying of creatures, with rows of razor-sharp fangs, piercing eyes, and the ability to quickly cover large distances by either foot or flight to devour its prey. There is no known defense against this creature other than to never have the misfortune to run into one. It has been known to wipe out past civilizations in one brutal swipe of its claw.
Dear god, is that a ... tigerdactyl?!?! NOOOO!!!! *instant death*
tigerdactyl by Scronkette December 31, 2010