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matthew thiessen 

probably has one of the best vocal rages ever. 6'3"
light blonde/brown curly hair. member of relient k, lead singer. has dated katy perry. amazing musician and composer. played warped tour twice. Christian. born in canada then moved to canton ohio when he was six after his parents divorced. just all around a cutie, who is amazingly talented: 11 instruments!
wow, matthew thiessen is so amazing!!
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matthew thiessen and the earthquakes 

A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.
Did you hear Matty T and the Earthquakes on purevolume?
A epic gamer.
Jared got many kills this match, he’s such a Tiersen.
Tiersen by HexaBird September 9, 2021
A bad ass feminist chick with great musical taste.
"Did you hear Tiersen for floor tickets for the Sigur Rós show?"
Tiersen by MamaRobs January 18, 2017

Tessence 

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.
Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.
Tessence by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006

Thiessens 

crazy people who have no respect for the privacy of those in there own family and some to all others. Are known to make fun of eachother constantly. Funny though. Are also thought of as barbarians.
"Just put some food under the car and Mr. Thiessens will fix it"

"You grab dad by the head and Ill pull his legs that will fix him, ya thanks Dr. Thiessens you barbarian"
Thiessens by AlliRCat June 11, 2008

thiessen 

thiessen is a beautiful women. She is very unique, responsible and caring. no one would be let down by a thiessen. she is fun and exciting to have around. thiessen can be quiet in crowds but loud with the people she trusts. you are very lucky and fortunate to have a thiessen in your life
look that’s a thiessen walking by, so good
thiessen by reallybigheart April 29, 2020