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thunder cup 

(n.)

A plumbing fixture devised for the disposal of bodily wastes, including urine, feces, methane and vomit.

It usually comes in the form of a porcelain receptacle, adorned with a wooden or plastic seat which one sits on / squats over / aims into / puts head down, depending on the activity.

Should never, ever, be used to wash clothing in, or as a source of fresh drinking water.

See also: defecation station, great white telephone, groan throne
"Man, that curry last night was HARSH - I just destroyed the thunder cup!"
thunder cup by Rex Crement July 24, 2006
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Thundercunting 

1.) Chucking something with extreme force, and extremely precise, mostly meant to break objects the size of a hamster (organism.)

2.) An annoying sped bitch.
1.) Jesse absolutely thundercunting his hamster against a wall after losing a ranked match. It splattered all over his face with blood, instantly dying. It was funny as hell, but traumatizing for Tommy, his little brother.

2.) "You know Emily?"

"Yeah, that thundercunt?"
Thundercunting by 1rexie July 26, 2023

thundercuck 

One who is astoundingly and grievously cucked, to the nth degree. Often used to refer to someone who is spineless, beta, butthurt, or easily triggered.
Quit whining about trolls and stop being such a thundercuck.
thundercuck by bemorechadlike March 4, 2017

Cockwombling thundercunt 

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.
Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

Thundercunt 

Absolutely slamming or throwing something into something else with great force, most often a wall.
"My buddy Eric thundercunted his hamster into a wall after losing four ranked League of Legends matches"

"My mom grounded me for four weeks after I repeatedly thundercunted my brother into the table for playing on my Xbox"

Thundercunt 

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get.
Holy Shit mate, you're a fucking thundercunt!
Thundercunt by Pete Sahut August 8, 2011

thundercuntasaurus rex

see also: thundercunt, cuntasaurus rex.

a cunt of the highest order
see your man over there?
yeah...
he's a fucking thundercuntasaurus rex