masturbating then ejaculating wildly. We picked it up on a trip to Utah, much to the suprise of many mormons. We believed it to be a classier version of "jacking off." It spread like wildfire.
"Matt, want to go down to the bar and grab a few 3-2 beers?"
"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat