Male masturbation method where he slaps or 'punches' the shaft or 'throat' of penis instead of stroking. Usually done to extend staying power to avoid premature ejaculation.
When I know I have the house to myself for a while, I'm a ruthless throatpuncher. When the wife is in the next room, I usually go for speed.
by Rainbow606 September 5, 2013
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The Shanghai Throatpunch is an aggressive reprisal against your female counterpart. While the female is performing apologetic oral you grab her ponytails and begin throat fucking in a barbaric manner. Right at climax you cold-cock her trachea. The impact causes a confetti like discharge of semen, snot, and blood from her nose, resembling a Chinese dragon shooting fire.
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by The Norwegian Duo December 1, 2013
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