1. Butt lovin', cum drinkin' fag of any name. It's a sneaky way of saying that someone is "as queer as a three dollar bill".
Me: That guy's a regular three dollar william.

My Imaginary Girlfriend: Oh, that's why he smells like ass.

Me: He also has dried up cum on his nose, just like you this morning.

My Imaginary Girlfriend: Yeah, I like that a lot!!!
by The Bucktooth Robot June 26, 2009
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