three Fs

Finance, Feed or Fuck: A male must be doing one of those three activities for a betch to care/listen to him.
What makes you think I give a shit? You are not financing, feeding or fucking me, the three Fs.
by NBDNBD August 16, 2011
mugGet the three Fsmug.

three Fs

He's the type of guy who just wants to pull the three Fs
by kate08 August 08, 2007
mugGet the three Fsmug.

three Fs

If it Floats, Flies, or Fucks it's better to rent than buy
Dave: Did you hear Jim and Cindy are getting a divorce?

Steve: Yes. Did you hear Jim has to sell his Baja 37 and his Cessna 172?

Dave: Always suspected Cindy was a gold digger. Too bad Jim ignored the three Fs, and now he's going to lose half his stuff.
by Scotty Bee December 14, 2022
mugGet the three Fsmug.