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trashturbate 

The act of masturbation to 'dumpster porn'.
I caught my friend trashturbating to the Playboy I threw out yesterday.

I never trashturbate, I use real porn.
trashturbate by Mr. Sneakers October 7, 2009

Thrashturbation 

The act of masturbation enhanced by the pleasure of throwing yourself into walls, down stairs, through plate glass windows while maintaining a steady cadence.
After three hours of hard thrashturbation last night, I realized that I had ruptured my sister's larynx
Thrashturbation by Brian McCain March 13, 2007

thrashturbate

The act of simultaneously masturbating and hardcore dancing.
"Holy fucking shit, this Throwdown is so good."
"Yeah it makes me so hard it's scary."
"Let's thrashturbate, Bro."
"Isn't it gay if we do it together?"
"NO IT'S FUCKING HARDCORE!"
thrashturbate by KNIFEFACE March 1, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026