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thorndale diddler

Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.

**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.
Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit
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Horntail 

When you grab a girl by her hair and then jizz on her forehead
Aye see that slut Eyeballing me over there I horntailed her last night.

If you dont shut up im gonna have to horntail you.
Horntail by Horntailforfun August 16, 2010

Ms.Thornhill 

A Ramona Flowers looking ass ho that changes her hair color every other day. She hates when phone are out but cant live without hers. Her Unicorn fetish is MEGA GAY.
Some dude: who that woman over there screaming?

You: Lets get the fuck out its Ms.Thornhill
A suburb of Toronto, Ontario. Largely populated by Jews and Chinese. Good place to grow up, but once you hit your teens there is really nothing to do but go to the Promenade, and smoke weed in the parks. Most of the police have dicks up their ass, so don't get your stoner ass caught.
Guy: Bro, its Saturday night, what are we gunna do?
Friend: We live in Thornhill man, and I heard nobody is reaching the mall... let's just go meet up with the stoners at the park and smoke some kush.
Thornhill by fuzzybluelights December 5, 2010

thornhill woods

a place full of wanna be gina girls who enjoy pretending to be cool.
Bob: lets go to thornhill woods
Paul: no.

Thornhilling 

When that one friend is always taking photos and or videos at inappropriate times and uploading to social media to try and cause the person captured embarrassment. Thornhilling can occur anywhere and at anytime, but is usually when the victim is in their most vulnerable state,e.g. Intoxicated
Fruit: "Hey man did you hear that Cohen passed out in the shower last night and he blocked the drain and flooded the whole bathroom"
Simon: "Bro I didn't just hear about it, I saw it online. Aron was up to his old tricks and was Thornhilling him"
Fruit:"Thornhilling is a new kind of low"
Thornhilling by mayeastbeast March 29, 2015

Thornville, Ohio 

Also known to some as Cornville. Home to hillbillys, farmers, alcoholics and some of the nicest people on the planet. A place where everyone knows everyone.
Thornville, Ohio is sorta like Mayberry from the Andy Griffith's show.. =)
Thornville, Ohio by rebelyell June 12, 2008