(Noun) A Constitutional Convention style pony tail worn by conserviative upper-class American men given to delusional fancies of worldliness and superiority.
Hey Jim, Who ordered the Philly Cheeze Steak with saurkraut?

That Ben Franklin lookin guy over there in the tight shorts with the stoopid Thomas Hill.

Also see steven segal
by Dale Woodenbox May 7, 2004
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A really attractive man who is decent friends with popular people and is always a sexy beast- as woman myself I would totally do him and his very very attractive friend (often called Blake)
Thomas hill- An incredibly attractive man for everyone.
by Sushii36 October 14, 2021
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