thirtyteen 

A replacement word for thirty, similar to the twenteen replacement for twenty. Used for people who continue to be a teenager well after their age has exceded the teenage years.

I will turn thirtyteen in the future.

thirtyteen by Songtone August 4, 2007

one thousand three hundred and thirty seven

See 1337.

one thousand three hundred and thirty seven by WordMaster July 28, 2003

thirty seven 

The amount of times that a woman can realistically get fucked in one day without her pussy lips swelling up as big as Jimmie Walker's lips. If said woman attempts to exceed the advised coital limitation she could be subjected to a raw, sandpaper like sensation coming from her vulva that would cause her to walk bow-legged for the rest of the day.

I was so horny yesterday, I fucked my girlfriend thirty seven times.

thirty seven by jrob9959 January 21, 2008

Thirtysecondize 

Verb to use when you are describing a gadget that shows video clips, but does not have the ability to scan-fwd so you have to sit there until the video clip gets to the part you want to share with your friends.

verb. The act of being able to scan fwd a video clip on a gadget. Usually this word comes to mind when you are NOT able to scan fwd into the video. You will say that the the gadget cannot Thirtysecondize the video clip.

Dude, check out this video clip on this website. ...load 3 minute video... the part i want to show you is on the 2nd minute, but i can't Thirtysecondize this clip! Damn! I guess we'll just sit through it.

Thirtysecondize by ElChamaleon February 20, 2011

Thirteen thirty-seven 

What non-members of 1337speak subcultures hear when they read 1337.

Non-geek: i <3 dr.j
Geek: Yeah... 5h3 1z t3h 1337 roxx0rz!
Non-geek: uhh ok
...
Non-geek: I don't even know what we are talking about anymore.
Geek: Did you read 1337 or thirteen thirty-seven?
Non-geek: uhh the second one.
Geek: Oh, well check this out: 1337. The third definition should spell it out for you.

Thirteen thirty-seven by khanh93 February 17, 2010

thirty seven 

An Assload, A Shitload, a whole fucking lot!!! So many of any one thing that you have lost count.

The stupid fucking telemarketer has called my house thirty seven times trying to get my business!

thirty seven by krob9402 January 23, 2008

One thousand three hundred thirty seven

The equivalent of leet, or 1337, yet better since I am the only one who use it and am the sole creator of said phrase.

Lame: ROFL LOL LEET XD
Leet: Whoaz, one thousand three hundred thirty seven, man.

One thousand three hundred thirty seven by Pikace April 16, 2004