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Doing the Rhino 

When you have diarrhea comparable to the way a rhino shoots its shit everywhere.
OMG, that burrito from Humbertos tore my stomach up. I was in the bathroom doing the rhino for like an hour.
Doing the Rhino by Jon Thurston August 29, 2009

Breaking the Rhino 

After a night of excessive drinking, when one's stomach finally gives in and the victim proceeds to shit all day. This can be caused by:

1)drunken munchies that lead to excessive consumption of food
2)more likely however, the excessive amount of alcohol, usually beer, creates wicked beer gas and causes massive diarrhea throughout the course of the day.
dude prom weekend, i played about 25 games of pong the first night, and the next morning my girlfriend walked in on me Breaking the Rhino so bad.

The Rhino 

When two guys are having sex with one girl, both from behind. Generally consisting of one vaginal and one anal penetrator. One guy is the big horn, and the other, the little. Which horn goes where can vary.
Is it gay if your balls touch while giving a chick THE RHINO?
The Rhino by lolrhino January 24, 2011

ride the rhino 

A fun game played during intercourse. The male takes position behind the female, and begins to have intercourse with her. During copulation, as the mood gets more excitable, the male shouts out another woman's name.
This is where the game begins. The male then tries to hold on and continue having sex with the female for as long as possible as the female tries to get away; annoyed with the male for using the wrong name.
'I played ride the rhino with the missus last night... Managed to hold on for 19 seconds! It was fun... She said it was rape though.'
ride the rhino by Judder Man February 20, 2008

The Rhino 

The move you do in basketball when you come to the realization that you will never block a shot. All you do is yell and run head first at the shooter at his stomach or crotchular area (without making noticable contact).
*player with the ball taking a three pointer*
Josh - Aaaaahhhh!!! What should I do?!?! I can't block him!!!
Other defensive player - DO THE RHINO!!!!!
The Rhino by JRjunior24 February 20, 2011

Poaching the Rhino 

To whack ones self. To bust one out, to sexually satisify ones self.
While at home, jack's Dad walked in on him Poaching the Rhino. Embarrassed he said to his father "what you never did it?"