I drink, therefore I am 

A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!

Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."

I drink, therefore I am by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011

therefor 

How dumb people spell therefore

Therefor I am really stupid because I can't spell therefore

therefor by funnywomenjkwomenarentfunny September 9, 2016

lack thereof 

does not exist, absent

we talk about my social life or lack thereof...

lack thereof by silkbeth July 17, 2016

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010

Thereoff 

And thereoff!

Ask Aaron and Keegan thereoff base thinking this isn’t a word.

Thereoff by Dad’s word. July 24, 2020

theetom 

means Shit in malayalam.

Im in deep theetom dude

theetom by mallu dawg September 14, 2010

Therefore

Therefore: you are going to conclude an argumen and would draw out its significance

Therefore: Jesmion] from Uruagu Umudioka has agreed to work for God in 1980s; therefore, he was anointed as a confirmation to continue his training for extra three years after that he began working for God fully.

Therefore by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 11, 2017