therego 

Part of Speech: Adverb

Used to fill a gap between two statements, the former statement is a fact/ observation and the latter is a conclusion based on the former.

Similar to therefore, hence & ergo and a combination of the first & the third

Usually stated in haste (e.g. while presenting to your boss, or arguing with your best friend, or speaking in public with a faulty mic)

Nervous man: Since 8 out of 10 people prefer Paris Hilton posing with her dog over Paris Hilton posing with Nicole Ritchie, therego, we asked Tinkerbell for an exclusive centerfold for PoochieMama's Valentine edition!

Nicole Ritchie fans: DOGgone it!

therego by bristamistah February 4, 2010

I drink, therefore I am 

A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!

Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."

I drink, therefore I am by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011

therefor 

How dumb people spell therefore

Therefor I am really stupid because I can't spell therefore

therefor by funnywomenjkwomenarentfunny September 9, 2016

Theragony 

Deep tissue massage getting right into the sore point... hurts so good

Man... that therapist got straight to it and worked that tight spot in my glutes... it was theragony! I feel much looser through my hips now.

Theragony by Sossburger June 29, 2018

lack thereof 

does not exist, absent

we talk about my social life or lack thereof...

lack thereof by silkbeth July 17, 2016

Thergo 

A portmanteau of the words therefore and ergo. Used as a connection between an event and its subsequent effect.

I have been running a lot, thergo I am very thirsty.

Thergo by Cairn Russell July 5, 2008

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010