theres a hog in my pants

I have a major league Boner

1st person: hey Guys wats up?
2nd person: theres a hog in my pants!
1st person: was it that girl over there?
2nd person: Ya dude!
1st person: Nasty! xD

by ArmoredArmadillo October 24, 2013

theres more stars in the sky

Man fuck the saying "theres more fish in the sea" nobody want these ugly ass staking ass fish.

Man theres more stars in the sky

by Jerimiha July 4, 2019

Theres a desert in my mouth

1. When a stoner gets cottonmouth and desires a beverage to quench their thirst.

Hey man...theres a desert in my mouth...wanna got to 7/11?

by Whiskerz and Teamkilla June 18, 2010

Oh Shoot! Yo Theres Vigilante

The phrase said when the presence of Vigilante is known. The Vigilante is the man that stands up on the 4th floor of his apartment complex and surveys the region all night. It is guessed that he does it to relax and chill, but in the meantime, he keeps the neighborhood safe. Everyone walking on the streets below know who he is, but do not know his identity. He is usually leaning forward on the balcony and looking around.

Guy 1: Yo its mah boy!

Guy 2: Yo what up
Guy 1: *looks up* Oh Shoot! Theres Vigilante
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Yo theres vigilante

Guy 3: Yo hes still there, he was there all night the other night.

Guy 1: The Vigilante

by Theresdavigilante December 17, 2013

theres a body in my basement

congratulations you have mastered life! Now you know how to hide a body. YAY!! If you killed this person for someone you are a Yandere

Theres a body in my basement and I had nothing to do with it ;)

by Dakota-AnimeLemonz-sky June 11, 2020

if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it

Witticism

So and so remarks...I simply can't forsee myself conforming to socially acceptable norms, I've always felt that...if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it.

by Jon Muzychka Occasionally a Cr August 17, 2020

theres always two ends to one sausage

This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men

God didnt you know theres always two ends to one sausage

by mr boombastic March 12, 2008