"If you can't say it on Twitter (or X), don't say it."
According to Leonellus' theorem (or X's theorem / Twitter's theorem):
- If you don't think you can say it on Twitter, don't say it.
- If you think you can say it on Twitter, think again.
- If you can say it on Twitter, then all is well.
According to Leonellus' theorem (or X's theorem / Twitter's theorem):
- If you don't think you can say it on Twitter, don't say it.
- If you think you can say it on Twitter, think again.
- If you can say it on Twitter, then all is well.
According to Leonellus theorem :
Case 1 : "Hey man, you're such a society's waste", don't say it.
Case 2 : "I think black people must not live in Europe", think again.
Case 3 : "I love everyone", everything's fine.
Case 1 : "Hey man, you're such a society's waste", don't say it.
Case 2 : "I think black people must not live in Europe", think again.
Case 3 : "I love everyone", everything's fine.
by .interieur.gouv.net September 7, 2023
From any page in Wikipedia, it will never take more than 5 page-link clicks to access the Wikipedia article on Hitler.
Examples of Lanhard's Theorem:
Donut -> World War II -> Hitler
Antidisestablishmentarianism -> Britain -> World War II -> Hitler
Donut -> World War II -> Hitler
Antidisestablishmentarianism -> Britain -> World War II -> Hitler
by Michael McMinn February 27, 2008
A physics theory created by none other than DrizzyJeremiah himself. The theory states that for a person playing a Computer Game, their Luck is Inversely proportional to their Skill at the Computer Game they're playing. Although this rule only applies at constant ping.
"Damn, I didn't get that sick skin from that CS:GO Loot box"
"DW fam, remember Drizzy's Theorem? It just means you're good at CS"
"True, but I don't think my ping's constant my guy"
"DW fam, remember Drizzy's Theorem? It just means you're good at CS"
"True, but I don't think my ping's constant my guy"
by DrizzyJeremiah January 19, 2018
The hypothetical law that prevails when discussing hypothetical or potential future scenarios. It forces one to consider a possibility, without the consequence of potential death as a bias. The theorem considers the sensations or experience of any given event rather than the baseline consideration of death.
Scott: Would you ever wanna experience Pearl Harbor? Like right when the Japanese attacked?
Alan: nah dude that's fucked up. Not tryna die
Scott: Gucci Theorem bro, you won't die you just gotta be there.
Alan: oh fuck yeah, maybe take a few tabs
Alan: nah dude that's fucked up. Not tryna die
Scott: Gucci Theorem bro, you won't die you just gotta be there.
Alan: oh fuck yeah, maybe take a few tabs
by John DeSpencer July 18, 2017
A theorem concocted in 2021 by notable cultural historian Brian W. Ogilvie, claiming that '30 - 5 + 1 = 24'. Widely ridiculed on websites such as Twitter and Tumblr for being so notoriously incorrect. The post has since been deleted.
by HandyAndyOgilvie June 11, 2021
A theorem that states allows you to find the probability of the condition of an event given that the event occurred. Can also be used whenever there is a hard math or physics problem.
Marty: This is a very hard geomapping problem
Timmy: Use Bayes' Theorem
Marty: wait why
Timmy: Baycause it is Bayes' Theorem
Timmy: Use Bayes' Theorem
Marty: wait why
Timmy: Baycause it is Bayes' Theorem
by AlbertiBass October 5, 2019
The Pythagorean Theorem states that if Pedestrian A attempts to cross in front of car B at anything less than a 90 degree perpendicular angle, we can conclude that Pedestrian A is getting cut off.
"John (the model citizen) used the Pythagorean Theorem to determine it was faster to cross the road in a straight line, rather than diagonally."
by Dubslar September 25, 2015