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theninja-rpg 

A text based game where corruption is around every corner, strength is dependent over how much of a life you do not have, contains a massive amount of illiterate idiots and lack good role playing. Most mods think they are good but in all honesty, most (not all) suck. If something is said out against them, they will most likely retaliate angrily (the truth is a bitch, ain't it). Admins are not often seen (those who are admins now either do not care, are bitches -cough- obvious, right? -cough-, or are excessively angry). All of those points are then justified with the fact that tnr is full of dumbasses that drive them insane (and partly this is true, but they -are- admins, aren't they? They should suck it up or leave). Most players are full of it, such as the strong ones who botted their ways to the top and think they are the rulers of tnr, which they are far from. People often make female accounts in order to whore themselves up to the top. Female accounts prove very useful in this game. Overall, this game is a waste of time where many people meet their best friends and, for a few, their future husbands and wives. (Not promoting this site. No one should honestly play this game other than the people already playing it).
"i r 133t plyr on theninja-rpg nd i awsumr dan j00 kay?????? giv meh ryozz nao"
"...stfu, noob"
theninja-rpg by A.E.&D.C. March 2, 2009
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TheNinja-RPG 

TheNinja-RPG, or TNR for short is a pbbg that's been around for like a decade with a niche audience, like no notable advertising, horrendous PR, and often it seems as though staff will just blatantly ignore you. TNR is also a game many come back to, time and time again without really knowing why. Gameplay is okay, systems are buggy and some outright disabled, people complain incessantly about this or that, but why still log in at that rate? TheNinja-RPG is a place you make memories, many good and yes, some bad. It's a community that is as memorable as it is diverse. Niche or not, the players come from all walks of life, all corners of the globe, and bring many an ideal to the table. Those ideals can and have clashed, but other times horizons have expanded. It's a place you can learn, a place you can teach, and always a place to made a joke (the banter is great, and the memes are dank). One could almost say TNR is like a family, you love some members and can't stand others, people can teach you things, or throw shade, and they're always kinda there. So log on in, grab a shuriken, be a ninja, make some memories, maybe learn something on the way, and "Don't Blink".
I think I'm gonna hop on TheNinja-RPG for a bit and net some PvP.

TheNinja-RPG needs more players, AD Team quit hiding and advertise!

Did you hear?? If TheNinja-Rpg fixed War and Territory Battles the player base would be up by 40%
TheNinja-RPG by FormerLycanthope October 31, 2018

TheNinja-rpg 

An online naruto game. Learn the way of the Shinobi as you start as an aspiring Academy Student. Fight your way to the top to become the Kage: the single shadow that protects your village from any danger, or become your village's worst nightmare as a wandering Outlaw of pure darkness.
Don't you just love theninja-rpg!?
TheNinja-rpg by Terriator May 12, 2011

the ninja bread man 

a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.

"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
"what do u think killed him detective?"

"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"
the ninja bread man by pigaloo September 30, 2009

the ninja 

(n): acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS)

a serious (often fatal) disease of the immune system transmitted through blood products especially by sexual contact or contaminated needles
"I heard Magic Johnson caught the ninja"
the ninja by Tommy March 25, 2003

The Ninja 

A sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!!
If The Ninja was done right, the mornings conversation should go like this:

Guy-"I totally Ninja'd you last night"
Girl-"You totally did"
The Ninja by Command Center February 24, 2009

Jordan The Ninja 

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
Jordan The Ninja by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021