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Someone who uses an incredible amount of hair gel to attain a flat, hard and shiny hair do capable of supporting cans, books or even small children. A theasmeyer is incapable of growing facial hair and usually looks like they just got done fake and baking. Sometimes confused with guidos...
That guy looks like such a theasmeyer.

Is he a real Italian or just a theasmeyer?
by micahroberts69 August 06, 2011