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Ancient Astronaut Theorists 

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"

Complicity Theorist 

(noun) - a person who accepts the political narrative of the day unquestionably; consumes mainstream media like it was 1980; and is prone to submissiveness, outbursts of irrational fear, and public shaming of free-thinkers.
Dan and Scott are complicity theorists that believe State sanctioned censorship of free speech and protest are for the utilitarian greater good.

My mother is an avid complicity theorist who believes everything reported on main stream media and in government press conferences, without question.

Richard and Perle were operatives who used the Deep State apparatus to subliminally and insidiously control the minds of the unassuming general population through main stream media disinformation; complicity theorists soon became the societal norm.

Antonym: Conspiracy Theorist

Origin of Complicity Theorist: First recorded 2020 (Melbourne, Victoria - Australia)
Complicity Theorist by UtterSpace September 9, 2020

theorist 

Someone who considers given facts and comes up with a possible explanation is called a theorist.

Theorists observe various phenomena and use reasoning to come up with practical ideas that should be proven.
The most famous theorist was Albert Einstein who gave the theory of relativity.
theorist by Albertina March 19, 2015

wardrobe therapist 

an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
wardrobe therapist by ayyfron August 6, 2010

massage therapist 

The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.
That massage therapist just saved my life!
massage therapist by alliresa September 27, 2008

Respiratory therapist 

a health care worker that helps people with breathing problems
If you can't breath, you should go see a Respiratory Therapist!!