The Wakeboarder

When fucking a babe from behind (like doggy) you take a wakeboard handle, put the part that attaches to the single rope around her neck and hold the handle while screaming “YEEWWWW!”

“I fucked that babe wakeboarder style”
“I totally tried the wakeboarder in bed last night... best sex ever.”
“The wakeboarder is my favorite position by far” - every girl ever

The Wakeboarder by Only made the account for this September 25, 2018

paradise by the dashboard light

A euphemism for having sex in a car.

Jenny and Johnny drove up to make out point for a little paradise by the Dashboard light.

paradise by the dashboard light by ShovingLeopard October 6, 2016

Playing the Dashboard 

So Stoned or fucked up your staring at your XBox screen playing nothing, usually talking to someone about how your not doing anything.

egamer: DUDE! last night I was Playing the Dashboard so hard, my screen burned!

Grease: yeah nigga, i was there but i guess you dont remember!

ex. 2

Grease: Yo, I sent a party up to Mids but he ain't joinin.

egamer: yeah, i just checked, hes been playing the dashboard for about an hour. that nigga is gone.

Playing the Dashboard by TCDSXPK April 15, 2011

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional 

Cause it is almost like my other definition wasn’t approved

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

(You know that I am talking to you)

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021