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The Wakeboarder

When fucking a babe from behind (like doggy) you take a wakeboard handle, put the part that attaches to the single rope around her neck and hold the handle while screaming “YEEWWWW!”
“I fucked that babe wakeboarder style”
“I totally tried the wakeboarder in bed last night... best sex ever.”
“The wakeboarder is my favorite position by far” - every girl ever

skate the wake 

Another way to say wakeskating ..
Yo the lake is butter smooth .. sponsored by windex. Lets go skate the wake
skate the wake by Grizzy Grass August 1, 2007

Off The Wake 

- “Off the waketypically means right after waking up or just getting out of bed.
“Nah, she looked mad good off the wake
Off The Wake by nianxnain April 17, 2025

Riding the wake 

This is where a girlfriend that is attractive to you or others /has other options , uses the fact others would gladly be you in an instant to her advantage by going out as said girlfriend playing the troubled girlfriend role in order to get what is desired and then returning home with a watered down self to argue because where as otherwise she could have her way in case scenario.
Male.says to girlfriend , oh now you are just riding the wake . Just as she leaves

The Wind Waker 

1- A shortening of the name of the game The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.

2- A special baton that Link uses to compose songs in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. There are a total of 6 songs that you can learn.
SPOILER WARNING.

The songs go as follows:

Wind's Requiem:
Use- Conduct the wind to go N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, or NW
Time Signature- 3/4
How- Up, Left, Right

Ballad of Gales:
Use- Warp to certain areas on the map of the Great Sea.
Time Signature- 4/4
How- Down, Right, Left, Up

Command Melody:
Use- Allows you to control a nearby object. (Might not work for some things)
Time Signature: 4/4
How- Left, Center, Right, Center

Earth God's Lyric:
Use- Allows Link to enter the Earth Temple.
Time Signature- 6/4
How- Down, Down, Center, Left, Right, Center

Wind God's Aria:
Use- Allows Link to enter the Wind Temple.
Time Signature- 6/4
How- Up, Up, Down, Right, Left, Right

(Optional) Song of Passing:
Use- Turns days into nights, and nights into days. Similar to the Sun's Song in Ocarina of Time.
Time Signature- 3/4
How- Right, Left, Down.
1- Man, I really want to play The Wind Waker.

2- Ohmygosh! Is that the Wind Waker!?
The Wind Waker by FlimsyOcarina March 22, 2009

Zelda: The Wind Waker 

In my opinion, the best of the 3D Zelda games (We'll see what "Twilight Princess" brings us). I believe it tops Ocarina in many aspects. The fighting is more chaotic, there are more moves and your "helper" (a shiny rock)is less talkative compared to Navi.

It takes place several hundred years after Ocarina of Time with a new generation of Link. Ganon had broken the seal, Link's sister is captured by Ganon. So Link goes to kick Ganon's ass...again.
The Wind Waker looks funny but it's a hella good game.
Zelda: The Wind Waker by RobK July 22, 2008