Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina 

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina by TheDonald June 12, 2009

sand in the vagina 

A really pissed off girl .
All girls who are in a bad mood.

Nadja has sand in the vagina.

sand in the vagina by Bari February 12, 2005

sand in the vagina 

A metaphor describing someone who complains a lot or who is given to whining.

Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"

sand in the vagina by St Crab July 5, 2006

The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard 

A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.

An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.

The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard by Schniggedy Jones May 6, 2010

Kick in the vagina 

When a women gets kicked in the vagina.

OUCH! RIGHT IN THE MUFFIN! She'll be hurtin in the mornin'.

Kick in the vagina by Chaddd December 16, 2003

kick in the vagina 

when a girl or woman gets kicked in the vagina.

Girl 1: ::Bitchslaps:: girl 2
Girl 2 : Kicks and aims for her vagina.It connects.
Girl 1: ... ::rolls and floor grabbing crotch::

kick in the vagina by Tito March 14, 2004

kick in the vagina 

What we guys do to girls: 1in an emergency, 2to teach a lesson,3 to make her cry 4 for fun Ha Ha

Instead of flipping her the bird, he gave her a sharp kick in the vagina.

Are you going to shut your mouth or must I kick you so hard in the vagina that you'll get your period a month early?

Did you hear how high her voice was after he gave her that kick in the vagina?
Girls eyes always look so funny after a good surprise kick in the vagina...Ha Ha

kick in the vagina by Eura Phagg December 17, 2006