taking the cat to the vet

a visit to the gynecologist

my son's girlfriend couldn't see him because she was "taking the cat to the vet".

taking the cat to the vet by angela mauger February 10, 2008

Take My Pet to the Vet 

When a guy may be suffering from an STD and needs to get it checked out by a doctor.

Man, I was with some chick and now I'm itchin'. I think I need to take my pet to the vet.

Take My Pet to the Vet by binkyhucklebunny October 23, 2009

i've been to the vet 

I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)

Do you want anymore kids? "No I've been to the vet"

i've been to the vet by Chuzzled July 23, 2017

Vet the Veep 

Republican slang for masturbation.

Cindy McCain: "John! Just what are you doing going into the closet again with those pictures of Sarah Palin in her bathingsuit?"
John McCain: "Nothing, dear, I'm just going to vet the veep."

Vet the Veep by FigurinOutLife November 1, 2008

The Disabled Vietnam Vet 

When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.

John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.

The Disabled Vietnam Vet by TheDisabledVietnamVet June 30, 2017

RESPECT THE VETS 

Used by the Robloxian Youtuber named Flamingo. I swear to god if you don't respect the vets I will doxx your IP and kill you.

RESPECT THE VETS
I respect the vets
BOUTTA GIVE A HOWDY CLEETUS AND RESPECT THE VETERANS

RESPECT THE VETS by gdaymladyepic January 12, 2021

the veteran treatment 

n. to be deeply thanked for one’s service but also profoundly disappointed in how one has been treated.

To recieve the veteran treatment after returning home from war and then go back out to do another tour of duty, that takes real guts.

Why are you doing all of this overtime and extra work, you know they are just going to give you the veteran treatment?!

Foreign translators who give their lives for their country and America and then are deny visas are just another example of politicians and government giving people the veteran treatment

the veteran treatment by Dialect October 20, 2014