battle of the twinkies

A horrible battle in 2004 where there was a shortage of twinkies, so every woman named Jemima went to the twinkie warehouse and they fought a bloody battle. The Jemimas lost against the Cleophus's.

Man! I haven't seen this much carnage since the battle of the twinkies.

battle of the twinkies by CHI-FOO January 24, 2005

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sqeezing the twinkie

When you're doing a girl doggystyle with her panties around her knees and you pull out, nut in her panties, and give her a wedgie. Making it look like someone just squeezed the cream filling out of a twinkie.

Don't call me later I'll be sqeezing the twinkie with this skank I met.

sqeezing the twinkie by Woody & Broce March 19, 2008

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lickin the creme outta the twinkie

Licking the dick fluid out of the vaginal region.

Timmy stop lickin the creme outta the twinkie. That's just not right man.

lickin the creme outta the twinkie by aryyguy April 11, 2009

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The Twinkie

Tell your sweety that you are going to run to the store to get some twinkies, after your purchase you drain the cream filling out of a twinkie. She bites into the empty pastry, whens he asks where the cream filling is you proceed to ejaculate onto her face, and show her what time it is.(this procedure requires delacate timing and preparation.)

Dude, i gave Cindy the twinkie, and she loved it.

The Twinkie by schlogden February 19, 2008