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the smelly tuna 

When a woman sleeps around too many times with out washing... The smelly tuna.
Hey bro did you smell that smelly tuna?

I sure did. I ate it last night, it wasn’t too bad.

Just remember bro if it smells like fish, it’s a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone. The smelly tuna.

the smelly machine gun 

When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.
Man the smelly machine guns reeeek!

The Smelly English Muffin

Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.
Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning

The Smelly Esco

"The Smelly Esco" railed me last night.

@axel.the.smelly.rat 

a smelly rat
also likes cum 🤢
cant even draw because he’s always in art block 😭
@axel.the.smelly.rat cum

The biggest smelly virgin 

Person 1: omg who is that over there ?!
Person 2: omg that’s the biggest smelly virgin!!!