The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are
high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is
done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife
piece of shit
Bro, last
night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the
bar last
night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "