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The Alabama Slamma 

A super sexy and hot God in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online. Despite being in a game he is 100% real and is the reason why we exist as he is responsible for creating the entire world. He has a horse named Pickens and he wears nothing but patched overalls. He is so strong his bald head reflects bullets, and he can stand in any weather while only wearing patched overalls. The Alabama Slamma is also called the "Slamma" a nickname given to him by a Giga-Chad of a history teacher.
The Alabama Slamma is the greatest being in the world and everyone should take time out of their day to pay him homage.
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the alabama slamma 

The act of body slamming a hoe while in a hug position with your d in her anus
Dude .. I gave this girl the alabama slamma last night
the alabama slamma by Bamaman10 October 29, 2017

the slammer 

Woman: I just got back from the slammer.

Man: Your time there must have been tough.
the slammer by Mearthfromearth December 30, 2013

The slammer 

Prison or jail named because doors normally slam when they are closed in a place like that
Martha Stewart got sent to the slammer for insider trading
The slammer by Phairman Buckets November 30, 2016

in the slammer 

In jail; behind the locked doors of a prison.
1) Tomas spent a few years in the slammer for robbing a grocery store.
The phrase refers to the closing of a door. When a door is 'slammed' it means that it was closed with great force.
in the slammer by silverbridge2000 November 23, 2006

The Slammer 

A desperate attempt for someone to slam ones laptop down trying to hide the fact that they are watching porn when ones mother comes into the room
Brian tried to use The Slammer on his laptop as his mum had just walking into the room and saw that he was on RedTube
The Slammer by xXTrump69Xx June 28, 2016

slamming the bunks

"I'm knackered mate, I'm gonna be slamming the bunks soon."