The Simon Special

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.

Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."

T: "He is so thick!"

Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."

The Simon Special by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015

the Rick Simpson special 

A burger with Rick Simpson oil, popularized by Lucian at Bev's Better Burgers.

The hero we didn't think we needed.

Let's go to Bev's and order "The Rick Simpson Special"; best burger in HIGH Springs. Thanks, Florida Man!

the Rick Simpson special by ILL-E October 14, 2022

Simon The Scientist 

The best scientist out there, coming to you with new words.

Yo dud, Simon The Scientist discovered how to go on the mars!!!

Dud: OMG JHOW////]!!!????

By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!

DUD: OMGEKGJQ

Simon The Scientist by Simon The Scientist April 22, 2018

simon the seahorse 

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

simon the seahorse by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

Simon the Sexy 

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

Simon the Sexy by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

The simon 

When a guy grinds on 4 girls in a line at a dance

Aaron: Do you see him?
John: yeah he's grinding 4 girls at the same time!
Aaron: He's doing a the simon!

The simon by dunton September 12, 2011

The Simon Experience 

The Simon Experience or Effect consists of a power that an individual possesses, creating a bubble that surrounds the individual who occupies it. Once within the power bubble, physically or virtually, others are subjected to a charming experience.

"As soon as I went near him, I was charmed" "Ah, you've been subjected to The Simon Experience"

The Simon Experience by Bornold April 16, 2020