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The Serpent's Hand 

The Serpent's Hand is a small but formidable organization responsible for several security breaches. At least three different individuals have been encountered, all of whom used possible or confirmed anomalous items for infiltration purposes (including SCP-268, which was stolen from the Foundation, who had in turn recovered it during a raid of a Chaos Insurgency facility). The total number of members belonging to this organization is unknown, as is their level of technology, number of possible SCPs held, or total level of threat. However, it is clear they are highly coordinated and possibly dangerous. One of their leaders is thought to be a figure known as "L.S.", who is considered to be personally responsible for two security breaches in Foundation sites.

The Foundation currently has very little information about the Serpent's Hand, and almost all known information about the Serpent's Hand has been leaked from the GOC intelligence. The group seems to embrace the use and existence of paranormal items, and in particular seems to embrace humanoid and sentient SCPs. The Serpent's Hand has been highly vocal in criticizing the containment and destruction of these SCPs, especially those which are fully human and are not particularly destructive.
The Serpent's Hand is the managers of the Wanderer's Library, which is visited often by members of other Groups of Interest, such as Gamers Against Weed, Are We Cool Yet?, E.t.c.

the serpent handlers of west virginia

A punk rock band in the bowels of southern west virginia noted for alcohol and drug use also serpent handling any other history is unknown
{guy]Did u hear the serpent handlers of west virginia
{guy}Yea that shit was wack

The Serpent's Coin

The idea that on a "serpent's coin" (a coin where the head and tail are jointed -- becoming a figurative side-less coin) the odds are always erratic and unpredictable to serve as an easily understandable algorithm for our perception of infinite possibilities.

"To which what psychologically does hindsight bias and overconfidence blind us by the serpents’ coin -- to flip heads or tails for a 50/50 chance when in the unpredictable algorithm of existence the tail and head are only one i:e, the serpents’ coin."

- Alden Bernstein
Ah, must be The Serpent's Coin who decided it to rain today and for me to lose my job on the same day!
The Serpent's Coin by anonymous September 10, 2020

said the serpent to the snake 

meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"
Molly: you have way to much free time.
Rya: said the serpent to the snake.

Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination
"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

Slurpin' the Serpent 

When your woman dribbles saliva on your cock and slups it off while she gives you head.
My roommate walked in to find Suzy slurpin' the serpent.